Often referred to as ‘Nana’ or ‘Coco Moon’ describing Christie is like trying to describe how it feels taking a bite of a warm freshly baked doughnut or picking your nose while no one is watching. Highly enjoyable and slightly shameful that you are having so much fun.
The sheer fact she granted me permission to paint such a colourful picture of her life should be proof enough that she is a down to earth chick. She’s not the kind of girl to burn your house down if you cheat on her. I swear.
I’ve been honoured to know her long enough to have a few stand out memories I’d like to share with all her future ex husbands.
I know lots of people SAY their friends are funny but clearly Christie IS funny.
And hot, but duh.
Just being around this little ‘Moon‘ makes life feels better and you tend smilie a lot more. At least I do.
She’s also incredibly kind, generous, thoughtful, loyal, patient and nurturing. Everything I could want in a friend and everything you could want in a lover.
Here’s a poem to finish things off;
Cocos her name
And her tits are insane.
Shes not just boobs
This girl will change your views.
She is so damn funny
You'd think that's how she made her money.
Her style is the most and
Kinder than any host
You’ll love my dearest friend